Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

Joe (my haircut's really cool) Lawrence

5'11''

11st

Likes girls under the age of thirteen, dislikes people who don't

Henley win and National schools fourth 1st Eights

Stroke side

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

Oliver (flipper) Haynes

5'11''

12st8oz

Likes being immersed in water, dislikes the fact that people take the piss out of the fact that he is technically a dolphin

Henley win and National schools fourth 1st Eights, also national level swimming wins at Junior level

Bow side

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

Piers Adderley

6'0''

13st8oz

Likes fishing, dislikes the fact that he's loosing his hair

Henley win and National schools fourth 1st Eights, also winning musical chairs at his birthday when he was seven

Stroke side

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

Johnjo (10 A or A*s at GCSE level) McEnhill

5'10''

17st8oz

Likes John's girlfriends, dislikes it when people don't want to fight him

10 A or A*s at a GCSE level, as well a number of brilliant wins in Australia

Bow side

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

Best chat up line

Dan (I'm not gay) Thompson

5'4''

8st8oz

Likes America, dislikes people who take the piss out of America

Being Boat club Captain, as well as every time he beats Benoir or anyone on the ergo

Bow side

Would you like to come back to my place for a cup of hot chocolate

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

Unusual feature

Ed (where's Waldo now) Jones

6'0''

11st8oz

Likes going to a sad 70s night club called the Car Wash

None so far but Ed is a relative newcomer to the sport and things look very promising at the moment

Stroke side

His hair never ever moves out of place

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

Unusual features

Jordan (ex ESBCC) Rosswood

4'10''

14st8oz

Likes getting very drunk, dislikes people who don't want to get drunk with him

Going to Australia and getting hammered every night

Bow side

Looks as if he only has three fingers on each hand

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

Best chat up line

Nicholas (Noddy, I've got a big member) Dawson

5'5''

9st8oz

Likes telling everyone how big his member is, dislikes it when his mum won't let him play on his Nintendo any more

Allegedly having two women in the same bed at the same time, I think we all know why they were really there

Cox (or at least he pretends)

'I know a really good cheat for Tomb Raider.........will you go to bed with me'

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

Nick (BOMBAY) Turner

5'8''

17st8oz

Likes working at the Bombay bicycle, dislikes his face

Henley win and National schools fourth 1st Eights

Bow side

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

Simon (super stud) Kelly

5'8''

11st8oz

Likes some girl in Australia, dislikes people who don't like cycling

Beating Zee around Richmond park on his bike occasionally

Bow side

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

Bertie (Porn Star) Maltby

6'1''

12st13oz

Likes hurting john, dislikes people with good haircuts

Beating Alistair on anything and everything

Bow side

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side

John (Dave, trigger, muppet, fraggel) Whitaker

5'10''

11st13oz

Likes being called Dave, dislikes his mum making his bed time at 9.30pm

Henley win and National schools fourth 1st Eights plus breaking his foot and training on it for three weeks, hence the name 'trigger'

Bow side

Name

Height

Stroke or Bow side                        

Other comments

Tony (Ferrino's phenomenon) Nercessian (Coach)    (Yeah, we know he looks like he's 16)

4'6''

4st2oz (super lightweight)

Likes performing his Phenomenon that is Tony Ferrino, dislikes being rational

He'd like to have everybody believe that he's actually won something with UL, but the truth is he never even went there he just bought the kit

Well he does like to stroke things (kangaroos if he can get hold of one) but he actually rows on bow side

Alleged threesome with two unmentioned, unattractive young ladies